Valleys and Troughs

15 things everyone should know about breasts. Really.

Pretty self-explanatory:

VALLEY.

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Lindsey Vonn, others to compete in 2010 Olympics.

With the Winter Games set to start in just three days in Vancouver, despite logistical difficulties regarding not having enough snow, it's never too soon to start brushing up on who's going to be competing. Take Lindsey Vonn, for instance, America's celebrated alpine skier and gold-medal favorite. In addition to winning back-to-back World Cup titles in '08 and '09, she is featured in the 2010 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition, out now.

The rest is pretty self-explanatory. We have to commend her more than anything for standing around in the snow in a bikini. Clearly she has what it takes to be a champion. Anyhow it'll be exciting to see the Games in Vancouver of all places, especially since we have one more glorious reason to pull for America.

VALLEY, big-time.

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Exotic Woman of the Day: Janina Gavankar.

America's own Janina Gavankar. Of Indian and Dutch descent, but we're sticking with Indian.

Astute readers will recognize Janina as The League's all-important Shiva Kamini. If you're not familiar with The League, you no have nobody to blame but yourself. Needless to say we'd have no problem with her likeness being emblazoned on trophies everywhere. We re all about Shiva.

VALLEY

To get us started on the right track: gratuitous photo of Vikki Blows (our new favorite color is yellow).

It's been a while, clearly, but as we said, we intend to get back on the horse here. And what better way to ease back onto the internets than with photos of the greatest exotic woman there is?

Yeah. Pretty hard to imagine waking up and seeing this, but then that's why we sleep with our laptop at arm's length. And just for good measure, and because we love what we do and feel as though it should be celebrated, the following:

Well. Not much else to say except that we are back, and (hope to be) better than ever. Thank you, and Godspeed.

VALLEY, big-time.

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Exotic Woman of the Day: Francesca Chillemi.

Italian Francesca Chillemi. Model, actual actress, Awesome.

Sadly we are unable today to provide a full set of posts, but that's no excuse for us to deprive our public of an Exotic Woman of the Day. And what a woman. According to what we could perceive form her wikipedia page, which is in Italian, she has had a bunch of TV and movie roles over there. Though really it could say anything and our opinion of her wouldn't change. Also she apparently really lies strawberries. Bravo.

VALLEY, of course.

Exotic Woman of the Day: India Reynolds.

England's India Reynolds. British, eighteen. Awesome.

We couldn't say what it is exactly, but there is just something about English girls. Maybe it's the accent or the haughty air of implicit superiority. Regardless, we find ourselves infinitely thankful for the 'special relationship.' As for India Reynolds, there isn't much to say other than... well done. We continue to be astounded by what the United Kingdom offers the world.

VALLEY

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Exotic Woman of the Day: Rianne Ten Haken.

Netherlands' own Rianne Ten Haken. Fashion model, Dutch. Awesome.

Rianne is a fashion model from Lelystad, Netherlands, if the internet is to be believed. If one is so inclined, one can find her measurements in centimeters floating around, but we are mainly blown away by her eyes. They almost qualify as being not safe for work. Good times.

VALLEY.

Exotic Woman of the Day: Reby Sky.

New York's Reby Sky. Model, Giants fan. Awesome.

We happened to be at the Giants-Eagles game this past Sunday, and had the good fortune to see Reby Sky in person, perched in the first row not so far from our own seats, which were practically on the sideline exercise bikes. If you're not familiar with her work (and you should be) she is famous for being an extremely visible, extremely attractive Giants fan. According to her official site, in addition to modeling she's trained as a classical pianist and is interested in theater, music, dance. You know the drill. And so no matter how ugly the Giants' season gets, and it's getting ugly, there will always be one reason to love this game:

VALLEYS all around.

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Exotic Woman of the Day: Emmanuelle Chriqui.

Canada's Emmanuelle Chriqui. Actress, neighbor to the north. Awesome.

We are breaking something of a rule today, self-imposed though it may be, in presenting a fairly huge celebrity as our Exotic Woman. We feel like you've probably seen enough of these women in the media over the years, and we like to think we try to celebrate up-and-coming talent. But this picture of Emmanuelle Chriqui stirred something in us; she is that beautiful. So we share it with you today, in the hopes that you will understand. Also, she is Canadian, so that's in our favor.

VALLEY, big-time.

Exotic Woman of the Day: Georgia Salpa (with special guest).

Ireland's own Georgia Salpa. Model, Irish. Awesome.

Astute readers will no doubt notice that in the above photo Georgia is recreating a famous Megan Fox pose from a few years back. And because we are tireless in our devotion to the scholarly pursuit of such matters, we provide you with the original, solely for academic edification:

Man. It's a difficult job we do, wearying and thankless, but it gets us to sleep at night.

VALLEY. Big-time.